Monday, 1 January 2018

Store Spotlight - The Crypt of Curiosities

Today I'd like to turn your attention to a shop I've known for several years, and proudly own a couple of pieces from. Based in Manchester, England, The Crypt of Curiosities is a spooky little handmade jewellery store. It is a one person business, lovingly run by the hardworking @wifetodarkness.

If you are looking for small adornments for the spooky individual, then you have found somewhere that will provide nice quality pieces with top-hole customer service. The Crypt brings you pendants, earrings, chokers, and bracelets. A variety of styles can be found to suit one's own; some Victorian, some modern and witchy, some cute - all gothic.

New designs pop up all the time, some designs disappear quickly, so if there's something you have your eye on, you might have to be quick.

The store is described as "Gothic treats for children of the night. Halloween every day". I've never understood why one should get so excited over one day of the year, when the feeling of Halloween can be maintained all year round, to live a Halloween lifestyle, so to speak. If Halloween every day is your vibe or the vibe of someone you know, then perhaps a handmade treat from The Crypt would be a welcome decorative addition to the person.

The pieces I have have lasted years, have been worn and worn, put in and out of jewellery boxes and bags, travelled with, and have held together through it all. While a lot of handmade jewellery of this nature from other artists, I have noticed, tends to have something of a similitude, I've always found The Crypt to have a special and pleasing creative uniqueness, if that makes sense. It stands out.

I hope I've been able to introduce you to something new to admire! I apologise for the long break in these 'Store Spotlight' articles, but I've had to put a few things aside to deal with personal matters. I'll endeavour to make them a weekly thing once more :) Until next time!

Thursday, 28 December 2017

Black Poison Candy Apples DIY

Christmas is over, but it's still the season for sweets, if there's ever actually a time that it isn't. I've long wanted to have a go at making black candy apples. I don't recall ever making ordinary candy apples, so this was a bit of an experiment. I'm not sure it went all that well :p
No doubt you can do a better job! But it was fun and I do feel inspired to try other kinds of candy apples in future. So, I wouldn't exactly call this a recipe, but here are the ingredients and method I used this time around...

3 cups sugar
1/2 cup corn syrup (I used caramel sugar syrup)
3/4 cup water
Black gel food dye

The plastic straws I used are the ones that normally come with these completely awesome skull drinking glasses. I found this amount probably enough to coat 6 apples.

1. Wash and dry your apples, and remove the stems. Stick the straws or sticks firmly into the dimple.

2. Combine all ingredients into a pot, heat on medium high until boiling.
3. Let boil, stirring intermittently, for 20 minutes. If you have a candy thermometer, your liquid candy should reach 300˚F, the "hard crack stage".
4. Remove the pot from heat, and let it cool slightly. Roll the apples in the liquid candy, and place onto a sheet of non-stick baking paper. 
5. I would suggest perhaps refrigerating them afterwards to help them set and stay hard. 
Have fun, and be careful your teeth don't pop out, these were very sticky! 

Saturday, 23 December 2017

Gingerbread Krampus Cookies DIY

Gruß vom Krampus! I wanted to have a go at making some festive gingerbread, but little men and houses and whatnot are so prosaic, don't we feel? So let's make the half-demon half-goat Christmas fiend himself. I took the recipe from the Edmond's Cookery Book, New Zealand's favourite cook book, whose recipes are relatively fail proof.

150g unsalted butter
70g soft brown sugar
70g white sugar
200g treacle
2 tsp ground ginger
2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp ground cloves
3/4 tsp baking soda
1 large egg, lightly beaten
4 cups white flour

For icing I used black fondant, white fondant, and red marzipan. You could also use standard royal icing, but I wanted the certain look that fondant has. However, fuck fondant, that shit was so hard to use. The marzipan was far more agreeable. But if you're already adept at using fondant, go ahead!

1. Preheat the oven to 160˚C. Line two baking trays with baking paper.
2. Cut the butter into small lumps and place in a large mixing bowl. Place the sugars, treacle and spices in a heavy-based saucepan and stir with a wooden spoon until melted together and the mixture comes to the boil.
3. Add the baking soda and stir again until the mixture froths up and turns a pale gold.
4. Remove from the heat and pour the treacle mixture onto the butter. Stir well until the butter melts and the mixture is smooth.
5. Mix in the egg, then sift the flour and stir in, one cup at a time.
6. Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured board and knead lightly until smooth.
7. Divide in half and shape each portion into a rectangle. Wrap in greaseproof paper and chill for a few minutes if the dough seems too soft to roll easily.
8. Roll out one piece of the dough at a time to 5mm thickness. Cut out shapes and place on the prepared trays. The dough will be quite soft to begin with and you may need to use a spatula to lift the biscuits. You can re-roll the scraps several times – the dough does not get tough.
9. Bake for 15–20 minutes until firm to the touch and just beginning to brown. Leave on the trays for a 1–2 minutes then place on a wire rack to cool. 
If you have a go at these, good luck, and have fun! I would love to see your efforts on Instagram!

Wednesday, 27 September 2017

Store Spotlight - Dellamorte & Co.

Well, if there's a shop I've been pining over for literally years, it's this one. Dellamorte & Co. makes some of the most awesome shit for the home I've ever seen. A number of their items have been on my wish-list for a long time, the only thing that holds me back is the cost of shipping weighty items internationally, but I reckon they're worth saving for.

Amor Aeternus Wall Plaque
Dellamorte & Co. makes statues, vases, magnets, barware, wall plaques, lights, and more; everything the macabre household could do with to improve upon its macabreness. Each piece of quality dark art for the home is handmade to order. Much of the inspiration comes from the wish to create functional art, and it is precisely that; many of the things you can find there are not just for display, but to use.

You can find anatomically correct heart-shaped vases, realistic skull planters, tombstone magnets, tentacle winestoppers, and much more. Also can be found exquisitely morbid items purely for decoration, such as wall plaques that look like they've been taken from centuries old sepulchres. At Christmas time, you can decorate with cheerful Krampus decor, or hang the Headless Horseman from your tree.

Anatomical Heart Vase in black

The only piece I own is a conjoined twin fetal skull, which was gifted to me a few years ago. It takes pride of place in the centre of my living room's display cabinet. It's always been one of my favourite decorations, and I have, like I said, pined to own more ever since. Dellamorte & Co. has managed to find the balance between spooky and classy. A lot of home decorations can look cheap and Halloweeny, whereas these pieces are pleasingly morbid as well as elegant and smart.

Fruit Bat Wine Accessory Set
If you are someone who decorates for Halloween all year round, and likes to do it with style, then you should definitely visit Dellamorte & Co's online store. Their pieces also make excellent gifts for fans of the dark and macabre, as I said, my piece was a gift, and one of the coolest I ever remember receiving. Thank you for visiting, hope I've given you something new to admire!
Until next week x

Monday, 18 September 2017

Store Spotlight - Umay Designs

I decided a while ago that I wanted to make regular posts highlighting cool and interesting shops online, so I thought it was about time I did so. There are so many amazing, talented artists and crafters out there, I love discovering them, and so I want to share that excitement with you. I thought I'd begin with a small business I mentioned in a video recently, Umay Designs.

I've been following Umay on Instagram for a long time, and was finally lucky enough to own a piece for myself. Based in Turkey, Umay Designs brings you unique, handmade, "wearable forms of nature and art". They also make decorative items for display, but my personal favourite pieces are the large, outstanding crystal pendants, that do look like something plucked from nature.

Some pieces are like a little slice of enchanted forest, with tiny mushrooms, flowers, or encased spores, while others feature skulls or blood and are more macabre. Those are, naturally, my favourites. Each piece is tremendously detailed, and most certainly made with love and care, and to last.

The piece I have is now one of my most prized jewellery pieces. It's so different from anything else I have, a proper treasure. I wish I could own a whole collection of their fascinating pendants. The pricing is fair given the amount of work that goes into each unique piece, and I expect you'd be very unlikely to run into someone who is wearing the same thing. I recommend following Umay Designs on Instagram, so you can keep up with all the cool new things they keep creating. I'm so impressed by their stuff, I thought you might be too :) Their stuff is perfect for anyone who wants to weave a witchy or magical vibe into their style, for crystal collectors, or they would make an amazing and special gift for someone. Visit their store on Etsy.

Thanks very much for reading, you can share this article on Facebook or Twitter. I hope I've introduced you to something new to fawn over, and from now on I'll be bringing you regular, awesome finds from all over the web. Cheery-bye!

Sunday, 18 June 2017

Wave-Gotik-Treffen 2017 VLOGS

Here are my vlogs from this year's Wave-Gotik-Treffen, the world's biggest goth festival! Apart from the decidedly moist weather, it was the same intense whirlwind of partying and friend-making and black everywhere as every year. Enormous thanks to Queen of Darkness for making it possible for me to go this year, and for arranging the wonderful meet & greet! Enjoy!

Part 1:

Part 2:

Friday, 16 June 2017

Metallic Black Bath Bomb

Hi! Hex Bomb recently brought out some of the prettiest bath bombs of all time, a range of magical, swirling, intensely coloured metallic bombs. And I was lucky enough to try them out! They're more expensive than their normal bombs, so are really quite a special treat. This time I'm testing out 'Nether', an inky, metallic black, that has a handmade runestone pendant buried inside. Enjoy :)